Before beards and goats, there was "Porn Star Mustaches"--- They were really a thing.

 

You didn't need to be a porn star to have one...

https://www.tumbex.com/stache-lover.tumblr/posts?page=8

Rugged, masculine, NO NONSENSE

 

Love guys like this, less than perfect, they're rugged, masculine, and best of all--NO NONSENSE!  No pretty boy pretense--there's no beatin' around the bush.  With guys like this, they're in it for the minute, with no game playing, no nonsense.  Maybe there's a next time, maybe not, but they're always hot and memorable.  Not exactly my type, but let's talk.

I need me some country...